Monday, January 2, 2012

Unto the Seventh Generation

Dear LTKP,
         I've been buying 7th Generation paper products for years now, but I just recently read the back of the package and it hit me how truly profound the concept really is, that our actions today affect the world that our children and our children's children will live in. What are your thoughts?

Buyer of Seventh Generation


Dear BSG, I feel that it is never wise to live your life according to the back of a roll of toilet paper. However, I have also been giving a lot of thought to my children and my children's children. And I too have come to a profound realization--All of these years I have been sweating and toiling in the present while those free loaders are just loafing around in the future. They should be paying their fair share in the here and now.
      I've thought this way for years but only recently have I found a way to "put their money where my mouth is." Since last April, I have been borrowing money from a very nice Moldovan man using the services of my children and their children as collateral. I am not sure how the loan works exactly, but I am told that it is on the cutting edge of finance. You should look into it.


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